And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's even glitter on my cock...
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