I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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