is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
please don't ironically join a cult
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