You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize