Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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