Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
