Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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