Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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