she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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