yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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