I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
