Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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