Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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