ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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