We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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