we have officially lost it.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
