I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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