Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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