Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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