Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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