Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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