I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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