i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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