really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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