I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
