so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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