season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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