maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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