Dual....:-)
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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