ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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