All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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