im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
