Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we're making bets on your personal life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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