Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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