her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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