I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Barsexuality is the new black.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
