she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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