You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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