My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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