They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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