so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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