after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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