do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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