He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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