Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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