Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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