I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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