nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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