What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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