Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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