Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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