I want to stick my p in your. b.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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