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(269): View more from Michigan

I wanna bring you to show and tell

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(314): View more from Missouri

WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...

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She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.

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(909): View more from California

At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.

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(316): View more from Kansas

We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way

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