Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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