Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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