I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
they need to just BURY HIM!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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